Hatphile

I ’ M Only Talking To My Dog Today Embroidered Beanie

$14.99

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Some days are just for dogs. The HatPhile Only Talking to My Dog Today Embroidered Beanie is a cozy, low-effort way to say exactly that. Made with a soft knit feel and finished with playful embroidered lettering, it’s perfect for dog walks, errands, or choosing peace over people.

Size:
One size fits most

Why We Love It
?? Relatable Dog Parent Energy
The “Only Talking to My Dog Today” message feels funny, honest, and very real, especially on cold mornings when small talk is optional.
?? Soft, Lightweight Knit Comfort
Crafted from a cozy viscose blend that keeps your head warm without feeling bulky or itchy.
?? Easy Everyday Wear
Great for dog walks, casual outings, or lounging while your dog runs the house like a manager.
?? Giftable with Personality
A solid gift choice for dog moms, dog dads, trainers, or anyone who prefers canine company.

Note:
Hand wash cold only. Lay flat to dry. Knit texture and embroidery placement may vary slightly.

Material: Blend of 50% Viscose, 30% Polyester, and 20% Nylon

Shipping:
– Orders under 40 lbs ship with a simple flat rate
– Orders over 40 lbs ship using real-time rates, based on weight and location
– Prefer to swing by? In-store pickup is always free at any Two Bostons location

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Returns:
We offer easy returns within 60 days. Just bring it back or contact us, and we’ll make it right.

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